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Brant is a wannabe Viking.

He tries hard to be acknowledged by Gunhilda into her Viking clan, but maybe monkhood is more suitable for him.


The Trainer interacts with this character in several dialogues, divided into sections below.

Campaign Map

First Island (Numa)Campaign Map Dialogues

Arya.png We need at least 3 adult dragons before we try to challenge the Vikings again. Check your To-Do List to get started on that!
Arya.png Hmm, those hungry dragon cries weren't coming from this dragon. Let's see if our newest hatchling is feeling famished!
Arya.png We need the power of Lava to beat the first mini-boss. Raise a Lava Dragon to level 4!
Dunkelviking.png Let's fight!
Arya.png Dragons! Attack!
Dunkelviking.png Noooooo!
Arya.png Well done!
Olaf the Pungent.png We meet at last, Dragon Girl! I am Olaf the Pungent -- brother of the great Dunkelviking, conqueror of faraway lands, and developer of popular women's fragrances!
Arya.png Your reputation precedes you, Olaf. I could smell you from miles away. Luckily, I brought nose plugs to this battle!
Olaf the Pungent.png Appalling! My brother warned me about the Dragon Girl, but not her skilled and intimidating counterpart. I'll be ready next time.
Arya.png I have a name, you know! ... We're one step farther into Viking territory and one step closer to finding Dr. Hogwin. At least he gives me respect!
Arya.png Olaf! Let me try to reason with you one last time. There is no Dragon Codex! Now give me back my mentor!
Olaf the Pungent.png Your naiveté amuses me almost as much as a good fight! To battle!
Olaf the Pungent.png This is madness! I go easy on you and what do I get in return? I'll never prove to my brother I'm more than a man of fragrance if you keep beating me!
Arya.png Well then, I'd look out. We're about to storm that big, scary gargoyle you built. Dr. Hogwin's gotta be in there!
Olaf the Pungent.png So you've found our impressive Gargoyle Peninsula. You can beat my dragons a million times, but you'll never get Hogwin. I made a promise to my brother and I never break a vow!
Arya.png I hate to get in the way of tradition, but I hate Vikings even more. We're coming for you, Hogwin!
Professor Hogwin.png I've been saved! I'm free! How can I ever repay you, Arya and... Wait, who's your new friend?
Professor Hogwin.png Never mind that. We have to get back home and make sure the Codex is still safe.
Olaf the Pungent.png I KNEW it was real! My brother is going to have my head for dinner and my dragons for dessert!
Arya.png Hogwin is back and the Academy is open for training... but Dragolandia is far from safe.
Arya.png Most isles of Dragolandia have been abandoned and their magical mines left unprotected. It's our job to stop the Vikings from taking control!
Arya.png Ha! Take that, Viking fiends! The Dragon Academy is back and we aren't going anywhere!
Arya.png Hey, what's this? A Scroll! Let's get this to Hogwin right away!
Arya.png Another unsightly gargoyle. Great! I remember when Dragolandia wasn't decorated with these jerks' idea of art.
Olaf the Pungent.png At least now I have an outlet for my feelings. Let's fight!
Arya.png More Scrolls? Vikings are fools, but I'm happy to benefit from their lax tidiness policies.
Arya.png Let's put our lessons to work and show these Vikings that their chance of victory diminishes every day!
Arya.png That was amazing! Thanks to you, I believe we'll restore the academy and take Dragolandia back from the Vikings. No pressure or anything.
Arya.png You know, battling is fun and all, but it's been a while since I've played a good board game.
Arya.png Unfortunately, board games don't win you Scrolls!
Arya.png When I started as Dr. Hogwin's apprentice, I never thought I'd be defeating Viking armies. This definitely beats that career as a milkmaid I gave up!
Arya.png We're making progress, but don't be fooled -- most of Dragolandia is still under the control of those stupid, smelly Vikings. If they learn how to use some of the magic in our world--
Olaf the Pungent.png I've been called many things, Dragon Girl -- fetid, rank, foul, and even lovely -- but never stupid. You'll pay for that!
Olaf the Pungent.png And this time, I'm bringing out the big guns! Welcome to the Temple of Lava! Your quest to reinstate your quaint Academy and save Dragolandia ends here!
Olaf the Pungent.png How could this be possible? At first I just wanted to prove myself to my brother -- thanks for your help with that, by the way -- but now it's personal, Dragon Girl. PERSONAL!
Arya.png How many times do we have to beat these guys before they remember my name? I know I'm not legendary, like Hogwin or Shakespeare, but come on!
Arya.png I mean... good job beating that super-scary dragon back at the Temple of Lava!
Arya.png Smell that fresh air? Guess Olaf went running for the hills. I just wish he'd taken these other Vikings with him! It's not over yet, buddy!
Arya.png Freeing this town from Viking control will help reopen trade routes in Numa. And who knows? Maybe the Vikings will leave behind some Scrolls for us!
Arya.png Another amazing win! If Hogwin were here to see you fight, I bet he'd say, "Where'd I put my stinkin' glasses!?"
Arya.png Did you hear that? These Vikings think Dr. Hogwin is past his prime.
Arya.png I guess they don't remember that he wrote the book on dragons. Even they'd be lost without him! No one pokes fun at Dr. Hogwin! Um, except for us.
Arya.png That'll show 'em! A lot of people think Dr. Hogwin is a kook, even in Dragolandia. He thought we weren't using dragons to their full potential.
Arya.png Most Dragolandians have been hiding in caves since the Vikings arrived. I bet they're regretting shutting down the Dragon Academy now! Not that I hold a grudge.
Arya.png You've been amazing in the training arena, but how will you fare in a real battle?! Let's find out by giving these witches their home back!
Arya.png See ya later, Vikings! This island is starting to feel like Dragolandia again!
Arya.png Rumor has it that Vikings are making Dragolandians pay a toll to use this bridge! I guess it's up to us to collect their refund!
Arya.png Great! Now that the Vikings have been defeated, everyone can use this bridge freely! I think this calls for a celebration. Another battle, anyone?
Arya.png Hmm... This part of the island is actually strangely free of the Vikings and their foul odors. I guess this gives us a chance to relax!
Brant.png I am BRANT! The BIGGEST and BADDEST Viking of Dragolandia! Well... I'm not a Viking yet, but I bet the Dunkelviking will make me one when I beat you up!
Arya.png Well, this is new. He's cute, but I never back down from a challenge. We're about to kick his butt!
Brant.png You cheated! No one can beat BRANT! The BIG! And BAD! Me and my dragons are going to our super-secret lair to train so we can get you next time!
Arya.png Don't go, Brant! From the looks of this island, that kid is Viking-repellant!
Arya.png Our peaceful respite couldn't last forever. The Vikings are back and looking particularly grumpy. They must have discovered the quicksand. What could make them even grumpier? Us!
Arya.png I guess invading and taking over a whole new country is less fun than they thought... thanks to us!
Arya.png I hate to see a legendary place like Fairy Pass fall into the hands of the Vikings. If the Dragolandians held them off, so can we!
Arya.png Wonderful! Now the wizards of Dragolandia can practice their magic in peace. You never know when you'll need a magical ally!
Arya.png My favorite food growing up was a piece of toast slathered in Twin Arbors' sap. Ever since the Vikings arrived, my sweet tooth has been starving. It ends today!
Arya.png I can't thank you enough for helping me free this delicious sap... I mean, this economically important Dragolandic town!
Arya.png Learning about Portia Penanze was the reason I sought out Dr. Hogwin and the once-lost Dragon Academy.
Arya.png Seeing Vikings camped out here does not put me in a cheerful mood... it puts me in a fighting mood! Come on!
Arya.png Portia's legacy lives on thanks to you! Keep up the amazing wins and maybe one day you'll even have a cove of your own!
Olaf the Pungent.png Hello, Dragon Girl. I'm back! And this time I brought my secret weapon!
Arya.png I hate to tell you, Olaf, but the stench is not really a secret.
Olaf the Pungent.png No, you silly girl! I'm BURSTING to tell you what it is, but I shall contain myself.
Arya.png Luckily, you won't have to do that for much longer. Our dragons are ready to kick you off this island and Dragolandia for good!
Arya.png That's right, Olaf. It's time for you and your stinky Viking friends to sail into the sunset.
Olaf the Pungent.png I failed... and will never hear my brother say the words "I love you," despite all my efforts. Oh well... I prefer the perfume business to all this violence.
Arya.png You're a strange Viking, Olaf.

Second Island (Arto)Campaign Map Dialogues

Dunkelviking.png I hope you're done celebrating your success, Dragon Girl. Olaf was weak and useless -- nothing like my cohort Melvin the Malevolent.
Arya.png Melvin, eh? You guys gotta get more intimidating names. Hey -- I thought we got rid of you jerks!
Dunkelviking.png Numa may be back under your control for the time being, but it proved to be the distraction we hoped for.
Arya.png Distraction? What have you been up to...?
Dunkelviking.png And now I'm to reveal my whole dastardly plan? Ha! I'd rather see your dragons on the battlefield.
Dunkelviking.png The Dragon Academy has done you well, trainer, but nothing can prepare you for Melvin and HIS dragons.
Melvin the Malevolent.png Please tell me this isn't the team of intimidating dragon trainers I've heard so much about. My pinky fingers would strike more fear in the hearts of children.
Arya.png I'm guessing you're Melvin. Care to tell us why the Dunkelviking sent you to Arto?
Melvin the Malevolent.png I'd rather eat rancid poultry.
Arya.png OK. Well then, we have no choice but to fight!
Melvin the Malevolent.png You fight well... for a non-Viking. I'll be sorry to lose such a worthy opponent once we rule Dragolandia and force you out.
Arya.png Thanks... I guess?
Melvin the Malevolent.png We'll meet again, I assure you. In the meantime, enjoy disciplining our deserters. I appreciate you saving me all that work.
Brant.png Hey! What are you doing here...? I'm on a sacred mission.
Arya.png Arto was abandoned a long time ago... along with its wonky religion. How sacred could your mission really be?
Brant.png Sacred enough that I'd risk my dragons to complete it!
Brant.png You're the worst! A big, scary Viking finally, FINALLY gives me a job and you ruined it! Give me back that tribute!
Arya.png Hmm... I don't think so.
Arya.png Ancient myths say the god of Arto collected tributes from his believers. I have a hard time believing that the Dunkelviking sent Melvin here because of some ancient superstition.
Arya.png You're right. We should hypothesize after we take care of these Vikings' dragons.
Arya.png You're getting better every day!
Arya.png While you were fighting, I took a closer look at the Vikings behind those dragons. They looked more like miners than deserters...
Melvin the Malevolent.png What are you two doing here? Getting bored with Viking deserters, are we?
Arya.png Nah, we just missed you. Plus, we came across some miners on our way here. So, you're after Arto's precious natural resources after all...
Melvin the Malevolent.png Once again, Dragon Girl and her undeniably talented companion, you're one step behind. All I need from this island now is to leave it.
Arya.png Well then, all we need is to stop you!
Melvin the Malevolent.png Why must you THWART my plans? Don't you UNDERSTAND? I don't get to go home until I collect all the tributes...
Melvin the Malevolent.png AND I WANT TO GO HOME! And I hate it here! What's with all the sand? Sand in my ears. Sand in my EYES! SAND IN MY BEARD!
Arya.png Are you sure your name's not Gary the Griper? So, these tributes you're collecting, do they look like this?
Melvin the Malevolent.png Ah, you thief! I may have shared too much, but what are lackeys for but to clean up your occasional mess. I'll get that tribute back in no time!
Arya.png These guards are a lot tougher than the Viking deserters who settled on Arto. I guess Melvin really does want the tributes we took from him.
Arya.png I just wish I knew why he needed Arto's precious resources. No one but accomplished Dragolandians know how to use them! Uh oh, we got company.
Arya.png Ha! There's no stopping us.
Brant.png Stand back, enemy! The force of the Bob is behind me!
Arya.png Oh no! Not you again. Brant, the Bob isn't real. It's just some old Dragolandian legend.
Brant.png If the Bob is just a legend, why would Melvin be collecting tributes so he could finally get off this, and I quote, "terrible, sandy pit of a land mass"?
Arya.png Hmm... better safe than sorry. If anyone's getting off this island, it's us. So we're gonna need that tribute you got... now.
Brant.png Hey! C'mon, you don't need that tribute. I thought you said the Bob was a legend.
Arya.png Yeah, but I'd rather not take any chances.
Arya.png Now that we have more of Melvin's tributes, he's gonna have a hard time getting the Bob's blessing to leave the island. You know, if you believe that the Bob is real.
Arya.png I'd feel bad, but all these guards kind of sour my sympathy!
Arya.png Melvin's gotta be nervous now!
Melvin the Malevolent.png Right on time. My tribute delivery is here!
Arya.png We'll give you these tributes, but only if you hand over the resources that the Dunkelviking wanted you to mine.
Melvin the Malevolent.png Oh, foolish girl, this goes beyond the Dunkelviking. You still think you and your lauded Hogwin matter in all this. The Dragolandians were right to lose faith in him.
Arya.png Is that so? Well, deal's off. I'm taking that tribute whether you like it or not.
Melvin the Malevolent.png NO! Please! I'll do anything... Just don't leave me here on this island to rot!
Arya.png I may be a foolish girl, but I'm not an idiot. We may not matter to the Vikings, but Dragolandia matters to us.
Arya.png Enjoy the rays, Melvin!

Arto - Side Quest StoryCampaign Map Dialogues

Ned.png My dad sent me to watch you battle because he thinks I'm afraid of dragons? Please, I'm not afraid of anything!
Olaf the Pungent.png I discovered an island where all the materials needed for my perfumes naturally grow, and you want to ruin it too?! I won't let you!
Ned.png Ahhh! A Viking! Save me!
Ned.png S-S-See! If I was a-a-afraid, I wouldn't have even made it through that battle... Let's never do that again, though...
Olaf the Pungent.png I won't let you crush my dream of developing fragrances for the sensitive-and-yet-manly dragon trainer! I'll crush you first!
Ned.png That odd Viking makes perfume? Methinks his talent could be put to good use in wooing a certain fair maiden...
Olaf the Pungent.png I'm going to call my first scent "Loser's Tears" in honor of those you're about to shed when I beat you in battle!
Ned.png Wait! If it's tears you need, I have plenty after watching that terrifying battle. Just please give me some perfume!
Brant.png Halt, you man-mouse!
Ned.png Ha ha! Who is this goofy little kid? I bet if we show him our dragons, he'll run home to mommy.
Ned.png Where did that little kid get those scary dragons?! And why do they listen to him so much better than mine listen to me?
Brant.png When you lose, I'm gonna strap you to the backs of my dragons and deliver you to the great Dunkelviking as an offering!
Ned.png And when you lose, we're going to pinch those cute little cheeks!
Brant.png I lost? Initiating time-out evasive maneuvers. Dragons away!
Ned.png The ruins in this desert were once inhabited by an ancient civilization. Much of their history is probably buried here in the sand...
Olaf the Pungent.png I'm going to bury YOU in the sand if you don't stop following me and trying to sabotage my liquid bouquets!
Ned.png Come on, we can't let him get away! That weirdo's bouquets may be my only shot at romance.
Ned.png This old port was used to ship goods grown on Arto, before the Vikings shut it down. I wonder what interest Olaf has in it.
Olaf the Pungent.png Hey! I won't let you take these forest flowers I discovered. They're essential to the production of my limited-release body mists!
Ned.png Wait, Olaf, come back! I have your flowers! You'll need them to make body mists for me... Well, not for me, but... it's for a girl!
Ned.png Why are you on this tiny sandbar, Olaf?
Olaf the Pungent.png You won't get my beauty essence secrets without a fight!
Olaf the Pungent.png Seawater adds a unique note to dull perfume. Once I get some, I'll name the scent in your honor -- "Eau de Ew!" Because you stink!
Ned.png This forest used to be full of many more trees, but it looks like those Vikings have been cutting them down. What a tragedy!
Olaf the Pungent.png I told them to save the palm oil for making aromas, but they wouldn't listen. Hopefully you will when I say "get out of my forest"!
Olaf the Pungent.png My family wasted the trees on building warships. What's the point of conquering the world if you can't even conquer your own body odor?
Ned.png Do you think the Vikings understand that if they cut down all the trees, they won't just magically grow back?
Olaf the Pungent.png I bet if I cut you down, you won't magically grow back either. Let's find out!
Olaf the Pungent.png The Vikings only enjoy destroying nature, but IF I can finish my colognes, it'll prove to them it's better to create something with it.
Ned.png You must leave an offering at this shrine to the forest spirits, or they'll play tricks on you. How about we OFFER not to fight here?
Olaf the Pungent.png Offer not accepted! Those spirits getting you off my back is the best thing I can imagine!
Ned.png Maybe we could tell the forest spirits our offering was winning that battle? They've got to give us points for chasing Olaf away.
Ned.png There used to be a forest guardian who kept watch from this tower in order to raise the alarm if any fires started.
Olaf the Pungent.png Too bad they're not here to raise an alarm when I burn you in battle!
Ned.png When the Vikings invaded, they threatened to burn the forest to keep the guardian from sounding an alarm, and they were bluffing too.
Ned.png I heard this pyramid is haunted by forest spirits, and if you go inside, you'll never come back out. Let's not go in!
Olaf the Pungent.png Ooo-wooo! I'm a forest spirit... Go away!
Ned.png Aw! Now we have to go in to fight Olaf!
Ned.png I guess those stories about the forest spirits aren't true, since Olaf got away... Unless he was just too irritating for them to keep.
Olaf the Pungent.png Enough of your meddling! I'll never finish collecting the ingredients to make my toilet water if I have to keep fighting you!
Ned.png Then stop fighting us and just make me some toilet water... I mean perfume!
Olaf the Pungent.png All right, you win! I'll leave the island for good and find somewhere else to manufacture my line of fragrances.
Ned.png He got away! Now I'll never be able to get that perfume for Arya!
Arya.png What's that about perfume? I hope you're not planning on wearing it, Ned -- that stuff makes me sneeze!

Third Island (Industria)Campaign Map Dialogues

Arya.png Hey, Dunkeldud! Great to see you again! Melvin says "Hi."
Dunkelviking.png So, you've bested Melvin. I suppose you think I should be intimidated. I'M NOT!
Dunkelviking.png I'M ANGRY! It's time to end these squabbles, Dragon Trainers. You're flies in my ointment that have become an unnecessary risk!
Dunkelviking.png I have wasted too much time on you two as it is. Take your win to the streets and celebrate. You won't last long -- not in Vikolandia.
Arya.png Vikolandia? What happened to Industria?
Dunkelviking.png Us.
Arya.png Uh oh, it's just as I feared! While we chased after Melvin, the Vikings set up shop here in Industria -- I mean -- Vikolandia.
Arya.png Combining resources from the different isles can have dangerous results...
Arya.png There's something I need to tell you -- hold that thought!
Arya.png Now that's what I call dragon training!
Heinrich the Hideous.png I call that lackluster... Did you know tyrants used to rule Dragolandia hundreds of years ago? Of course, then a brave man -- enter Hogwin Hogvanhog -- used his talent for training dragons to lead a rebellion.
Heinrich the Hideous.png Dragolandia was finally free and protected by Hogwin's brave dragon trainers. Dragolandia was so safe, in fact, that dragon trainers started to become irrelevant... unnecessary.
Heinrich the Hideous.png Even the Prime Minister of Dragolandia stopped encouraging young ones to go to the Academy. As a result, Hogwin's life's work became a joke.
Heinrich the Hideous.png Watching you, I see he's earned this reputation.
Brant.png We meet again, Arya!
Arya.png Hey! You learned my name!
Brant.png I will never forget it! Because of you, I failed my sacred Viking mission! You'll pay for that!
Brant.png It's not over, you two!
Arya.png If you insist... Hey, how'd you get off the island anyway? Did you discover that the whole "the Bob" thing was just a legend, after all?
Brant.png The Bob is more powerful than a goat is hungry!
Arya.png On that note, we'll just be leaving.
Arya.png As long as we're in Vikolandia, we may as well figure out what the Vikings are up to. You go pick a fight at this tavern while I question a few of its loyal patrons.
Arya.png You're going to go down in history, Dragon Trainer!
Arya.png I couldn't understand much of what those Vikings said, but they mentioned something about an invention.
Arya.png What a relief! I thought they might have found Dragolandia's secret isle.
Arya.png I told you about that... right?
Arya.png Heinrich! Why am I not surprised to find a brain like you is behind "the invention"?
Heinrich the Hideous.png You know not of what you speak. What I am creating is not a mere invention; it's a path to true love.
Arya.png Is this about to get weird?
Heinrich the Hideous.png That Dunkelviking refuses to entertain my request for his sister's hand in marriage, but once he finds out I am the mastermind behind his "precious weapon," he'll have to approve of our union.
Arya.png I'm less interested in your love story and more interested in that precious weapon. Hand it over!
Heinrich the Hideous.png You may have won this battle, but you haven't won my life's work!
Heinrich the Hideous.png My dragons might not be able to crush you... but soon you'll meet the cold, hard taste of steel power.
Arya.png Heinrich may not be the most intimidating Viking I've met, since most of his threats start out as history reports, but he's still scary -- nothing's more frightening than someone dictated by love.
Arya.png Although, the Vikings headed this way with their dragons come pretty close!
Arya.png Well, they got out of here fast! If only they'd stuck around to talk about that invention that's in the works.
Brant.png Aha! Bet you didn't see me hiding behind these rocks.
Arya.png You know, the surprise attack only works if you surprise your opponent with an actual ATTACK.
Brant.png Make fun all you like, but I know the Dunkelviking wants to keep you far away from Eliza's Factory.
Brant.png Lucky for him, me and my dragons are on the job!
Brant.png You enjoy crushing dreams, don't you?
Arya.png Not particularly. So, I'm guessing this invention is being made at Eliza's Factory. Who's Eliza?
Brant.png It's the name of Dunkelviking's sister.
Arya.png Oh, Heinrich. Such a romantic.
Arya.png I can see that factory in the distance. It smells... kind of like chocolate.
Arya.png Oh no, that's just these Vikings. I almost feel bad for their dragons!
Arya.png What a win! Now we have a chance of breaking into the factory!
Heinrich the Hideous.png What are you two doing here?
Arya.png You know, just seeing the sights. I've never been to Vikolandia before.
Heinrich the Hideous.png Then I'm glad you saved the most exciting stop for the end. MEET... THUNDER WOLF!
Heinrich the Hideous.png All those other beefhead Vikings obsessed over the Codex and Hogwin's creations... but I am the only one who decided to create a breed of dragon all its own! Ready to face it?
Arya.png I have to hand it to you, Heinrich. That invention is impressive. I can't wait to tell Hogwin all about it.
Heinrich the Hideous.png Ugh! I KNEW I should have gotten a patent.
Arya.png So how did you do it? Mix a few Dragolandian resources to make the inanimate animate?
Heinrich the Hideous.png It's slightly more complicated than that. I don't actually have the magical capabilities to-- Hey!
Arya.png Thanks for the info, Ricky!

Industria - Side Quest StoryCampaign Map Dialogues

Ned.png The history of Industria is fascinating... The tyrants built factories here to produce warships with materials mined from Arto.
Ned.png There's almost an industrial beauty to its skyline -- Hey, is it just me or does it look like someone's stuck to the side of that tower?
Ned.png Ha! You thought you lost me, but I clung to the back of your vessel all the way here JUST to beat you up. Then it's home to mother!
Melvin the Malevolent.png You may have bested me this time, but I'll make mother -- I mean, uh -- the Dunkelviking proud yet!
Ned.png I'd tell him to give up and run home to mommy... but it sounds like he already has enough mommy issues.
Ned.png These factories were abandoned by the tyrants when they were overthrown by my dad. I bet they're still full of old ship parts.
Melvin the Malevolent.png Finders, keepers! If you want any of these ship parts -- the rigging, the oars, or EVEN the sails -- you'll have to fight for them!
Ned.png That defeat knocked the wind out of Melvin's sails, but he still got away with all that junk. Guess he has mommy AND hoarding issues.
Ned.png Ew! This scrapyard reeks of rotten fish... Oh wait, that's just Brant hiding in that trash heap.
Brant.png It's called "method," Ned. You must BECOME the trash heap. Hey! You're distracting me from my secret mission... You're gonna pay for that!
Brant.png You didn't win... I'm just saving my best moves for my secret mission so Melvin can get the wheels turning on his plan.
Brant.png Wow! You must really want to know what my secret mission is for Melvin. I'll tell you... but only if you beat me first!
Brant.png My secret mission is... to keep you distracted long enough for Melvin to get the wheels he needed from the scrapyard. Hah hah HAHHH!
Ned.png Brant, I don't think you were supposed to tell us what Melvin wanted from the scrapyard, but I appreciate your candor!
Ned.png This cool dome would be the perfect place to throw my role-playing-game parties. It's like a villain's hideout!
Melvin the Malevolent.png Get away from my secret lair, you nerds! My creation isn't ready to fight you yet, but I will!
Ned.png What could Melvin be making? All I see in this dome are some rusty gears... and a braided wig. I'll hold onto it for my next party!
Ned.png This old lighthouse was used for guiding supply ships from Arto. I wonder who could have left the light on...
Melvin the Malevolent.png The same Viking who's going to knock your lights out!
Melvin the Malevolent.png I was waiting on a shipment of magic metal screws, but my creation will have to do without them. Time to wake it up to punish you!
Ned.png Melvin REALLY should have waited on that shipment. He's got a few screws loose himself.
Ned.png The tyrants of Dragolandia may have been mean, but they were very smart. These towers they built are powerful electrical generators.
Melvin the Malevolent.png A jolt of electricity is exactly what I need to bring my creation to life. Stand aside so I can reach the taller tower!
Ned.png Melvin dropped something... It looks like a flowery apron. What kind of horrible monster would wear such a thing?! We've got to stop him!
Ned.png Stay away from that tower, Melvin! I don't want to fight you, but I REALLY don't want to fight whatever creepy thing you've made.
Melvin the Malevolent.png Wha-ha-ha! My creation was charging up during our fight. Soon it'll give you a good scolding for all the trouble you've caused me!
Ned.png A scolding? That doesn't sound too bad; Arya gives me those all the time.
Ned.png I bet Melvin is hiding in that abandoned inn up ahead!
Melvin the Malevolent.png Wrong! Melvin is hiding in these bushes to ensure you never reach the inn. My dragons will see to that!
Ned.png Melvin is on the run! We'd better chase him to the inn and stop him escaping with his creation.
Melvin the Malevolent.png I won't let you bother my creation! She finally found a bed in this ratty inn that's up to her standards... and she REALLY needs her beauty sleep.
Ned.png "She?" Could Melvin have dressed up his pile of scraps as a woman? He must be even more desperate for a girlfriend than... me.
Ned.png Look at this huge dragon skull! Hey, I think I'll take a closer look. Since this dragon is dead, it won't attack!
Melvin the Malevolent.png But if you'd looked even MORE closely at it, you might have seen someone who WILL attack you!
Ned.png Melvin is right that I didn't look closely enough. If I'd seen that enormous footprint on the ground, I would have stayed FAR away!
Ned.png You've had us in suspense long enough, Melvin. Now show us this weird female creation you've been building, or... or we'll fight you!
Melvin the Malevolent.png Good thing she didn't hear you call her weird, or she would have washed your mouth out with soap.
Melvin the Malevolent.png My amazing Mom-Bot is complete! But she told me I have to grow up and fight my own battles... and then give her a foot rub.
Melvin the Malevolent.png Oh no! Mom-Bot will ground me for life when she finds out I lost to you again!
Ned.png Poor Melvin, so homesick. And so very weird.

Fourth Island (Alma)Campaign Map Dialogues

Arya.png The good news is we beat Thunder Wolf, but the bad news is there aren't many dragon trainers out there who could do the same. If we don't stop the Dunkelviking now, he could get exactly what he wants -- Dragolandia and its magical capabilities.
Arya.png More good news... Unbeknownst to the Vikings, Dragolandia's most populated and important Isle -- Crysto -- has been cloaked by magic ever since the Vikings arrived. They don't even know it exists!
Arya.png More bad news...
Dunkelviking.png The Dunkelviking has heard everything you've said?
Dunkelviking.png You've bested me yet again, Dragon Girl. Of course, that won't stop me from finding Crysto.
Arya.png Good luck with that. Only the pure of heart can break the cloaking spell.
Dunkelviking.png Is that so? Good thing Alma Isle is full of Dragolandian Monks. While I go acquaint myself with them, I hope you enjoy the company of my brother Eli.
Eliza the Masculine.png Stop there, dragon trainers! Your journey ends here.
Arya.png Says who?
Eliza the Masculine.png Eli, brother of the great and powerful and wonderful and amazing and brave Dunkelviking.
Arya.png Man, he has self-esteem issues. Speaking of... brother? Eli, you're a lady.
Eliza the Masculine.png If Dunky finds out I'm not his long-lost brother, I'll have to marry that horrible scientist. So I plan to make sure you don't get a chance to spread the word.
Arya.png I would love to gloat about our amazing win, but I'm still kinda stuck on "Dunky."
Eliza the Masculine.png If I see you again, trainers, you're gonna regret it!
Arya.png You know what? I believe you.
Arya.png Hey! Get out of here. Why are you rifling through all these monks' things?!
Brant.png Oh, not you again. Can't a kid try to climb the ladder of success without society constantly holding him back?
Arya.png Huh, you're working for the Dunkelviking again.
Brant.png If you call reading monks' diaries work... and I do. It's pretty dry. Lots of passages about soy. Unfortunately for you, a little battle is just what I need!
Arya.png I think looking for someone pure of heart has made you soft, Brant.
Brant.png Stop it! That's not why I'm crying!
Arya.png Eliza's story saddened me. Maybe she doesn't want to marry Heinrich enough that she'd fight against the Dunkelviking and his archaic rules.
Arya.png Uh oh, Vikings are approaching the monks' meeting hall. We have to stop them!
Arya.png Way to go! But, oh no! Despite our win, it looks like one of the monks is missing!
Arya.png Eliza! I'm so glad we found you. So, right now the Dunkelviking is looking for someone true of heart to break down the spell cloaking Crysto.
Eliza the Masculine.png What did I tell you about saying my name?
Arya.png Help us stop your brother and you could live in a world free of arranged marriages, free of fake names... free of Heinrich.
Eliza the Masculine.png How dare you suggest I turn on my brother! Wretched trainers!
Eliza the Masculine.png You fought bravely, trainers. You might stand a chance against my brother, after all.
Arya.png Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Eliza the Masculine.png I am! My brother can accept his defeat once and for all! Meet me at the Cave of the Beyond. I have a plan!
Arya.png Meet her at the Cave of the Beyond? Easy for Eliza to say! She's not fighting the Dunkelviking's lackeys along the way.
Arya.png Speaking of...
Arya.png One step closer to saving Crysto from Viking invasion!
Brant.png Dragon trainers! Try to pass this bridge and you will face ultimate defeat.
Arya.png Then I guess we're facing ultimate defeat!
Arya.png We faced ultimate defeat... and we won!
Brant.png You know, maybe being a Viking isn't for me. I've started to consider monkhood.
Arya.png We're almost to the Beyond! With Eliza on our side, I'm sure we'll keep Crysto and the people of Dragolandia there safe.
Arya.png Of course, first we have to make it past these wild dragons!
Arya.png As always, you impress me with your constantly improving talent!
Eliza the Masculine.png You made it. Finally, this blasted uncloaking spell can begin!
Arya.png Huh? I guess I should have expected a betrayal... but you should have expected this: I can't perform the spell, Eliza. I don't even know how to use magic.
Eliza the Masculine.png Well, it turns out there's a little loophole in that spell. We've got a monk who'd be happy to uncloak Crysto in exchange for his freedom. Turns out his heart isn't so pure, but we just need that pure heart present in the room--
Arya.png Well, that's definitely not you, Eliza... Oh no! It must be us! We gotta get out of here.
Eliza the Masculine.png Not so fast!
Eliza the Masculine.png Muahahaha!
Arya.png Why are you laughing? You lost!
Eliza the Masculine.png I may have lost, but the spell was cast! Crysto has appeared from the beyond! Muahaha!

Alma - Side Quest StoryCampaign Map Dialogues

Ned.png Heinrich?! You look surprisingly good for someone whose dream to marry the woman of his dreams was just crushed...
Heinrich the Hideous.png Oh, I've got a NEW plan to win Eliza's hand -- earn the Dunkelviking's respect by becoming a monk and uncloaking Crysto. Out of my way!
Heinrich the Hideous.png You may have won, but you can't stop me from seeking spiritual guidance with the monks at the inn up ahead! Soon I'll have my Eliza!
Ned.png If we let Heinrich uncloak Crysto, then Arya will never respect me enough to stop calling me "lil' dragon trainer." After him!
Heinrich the Hideous.png Why do you want to keep me from bettering myself by becoming a monk? I've nearly reached the men who can help me do it!
Ned.png I'm glad you want to better yourself, Heinrich, but we can't let you unless you do it for a BETTER reason!
Heinrich the Hideous.png Fine, you can have the monks! Their methods for achieving enlightenment are inefficient anyway. I'll find a means to do it faster!
Heinrich the Hideous.png Now that I've got the book "Shortcuts Down the Path of Enlightenment," I'll be a monk in no time! Go away so I can meditate!
Ned.png I doubt you can become a monk JUST by reading a book... but we can't take any chances. Let's follow him!
Brant.png Ah hah! I bet you never thought you'd see me again.
Ned.png Brant, if you didn't show up to ruin our day, I'd be worried something had happened to you.
Brant.png Well... you're not as bad as you used to be. Hmph.
Brant.png When the Dunkelviking learns of my efforts to capture Hogwin's son, I bet he'll be impressed!
Ned.png Yes, impressed at the lengths you go to get the attention of someone who doesn't know you exist.
Brant.png Dragon dung! Why can't I beat a mouse-man like you?
Ned.png Didn't your mother teach you better than to swear...? Well, I guess if she actually taught you better, you wouldn't want to be a Viking.
Heinrich the Hideous.png Dragon's breath! Another distraction? How am I to clear my mind for meditation when you keep showing up?!
Ned.png Distracting Heinrich may be the only way to stop him from uncloaking Crysto.
Ned.png Luckily, it's the one thing I learned to do from my dad's dragon-training lessons.
Ned.png Do you hear whispering from that cave? And I think I see something scuttling around in there... Ahhh! It's Heinrich!
Heinrich the Hideous.png I thought this would be a good place to meditate, but it echoes ALL the sounds of the island. It also attracts annoying dragon trainers.
Brant.png I'm not letting you move any farther unless you surrender. You're too small and puny to be in the presence of Vikings.
Ned.png Hey! You've got limbs like sticks too!
Brant.png Grrr! You may be good in battle, but your slightly bigger muscles don't impress me.
Brant.png I refuse to accept defeat!
Brant.png At least Arya is intimidating... but you... I'm ashamed!
Heinrich the Hideous.png Grrr! I swam all the way out to this sandbar to seek inner peace, and you're already here to throw it into discord. I won't allow it!
Heinrich the Hideous.png I feel at peace after our battle. I'm ready for the next step -- sacrificing my ego... That should be simple for someone as clever as me!
Ned.png Guess we're not in any hurry to distract Heinrich now.
Heinrich the Hideous.png I realized it's my ego that wants the Dunkelviking's permission to marry Eliza. I should let her choose... then she'll definitely want me!
Ned.png Uh-oh, Heinrich is close to having a moment of true self-reflection. We need to act fast!
Dunkelviking.png I thought your becoming a monk was a joke, Heinrich, but with that poor performance in battle, it must be true. I'm impressed!
Ned.png Well, you've won the Dunkelviking's admiration, Heinrich... but you do know being a monk means you've vowed never to marry, right?

Fifth Island (Crysto)Campaign Map Dialogues

Arya.png Crysto is the most populated place in Dragolandia! Its underground tunnels span for miles... You just have to know how to access them.
Arya.png My family lives here, my friends live here, not to mention the Prime Minister of Dragolandia!
Arya.png Let's see if these dragons up ahead belong to Vikings or trainers-in-training.
Arya.png Those Viking dragons prove the Dunkelviking is already here.
Dunkelviking.png I am! I could have intervened and finished you both for good, but I'd rather make you watch the complete downfall of this home you so adore.
Dunkelviking.png The only thing in my way now is that legendary Codex. As long as it is in Hogwin's hands, there will always remain a threat from the Academy.
Dunkelviking.png If his own life is not enough to trade for the Codex... maybe someone else's will be.
Arya.png If I'm not mistaken, the Dunkelviking is planning to kidnap someone ELSE to force a trade for the Codex. But who?
Arya.png Let's brainstorm after we defeat these Viking dragons. I guess the Dunkelviking changed his mind about keeping me around!
Arya.png Another Viking team down! But how many to go?
Brant.png Arya, you tattle-tale! Why would you tell the Dunkelviking about this island?! My parents live here!
Arya.png I'm glad you've come to your senses, Brant. Being a Viking is nothing to aspire to--
Brant.png What if they see me? The whole part of running away was getting AWAY. If the Dunkelviking really wants to rule from Crysto Castle, we're going to be here for a while.
Arya.png Any more crucial info you want to share before we beat you... again?
Arya.png That's what I'm talking about! Sorry, Brant. You just can't stop us!
Brant.png Whatever. I'm going home for some fresh-baked cookies.
Arya.png Old habits die hard.
Arya.png This orphanage could be a prime target for the Dunkelviking's kidnapping.
Arya.png Let's go check it out.
Arya.png Whoa! That may have just been the orphanage's backup security system, but you got 'em good!
Dunkelviking.png Arya, may I ask you a question?
Dunkelviking.png What was so great about Dragolandia before we came? Your beloved Academy was a joke -- in ruins. Hogwin was just a crazy old man to these people. Thanks to us, all that's changed.
Dunkelviking.png Why would you want to go back to that world, Arya?
Arya.png You know, I preferred it when you called me Dragon Girl. You're going down!
Dunkelviking.png I admit it... You won!
Dunkelviking.png But just think of where your training, where Dragolandia would be, if I never brought my Vikings to your shores.
Arya.png Our dragons would still be ours, our mines would not be barren, and our people wouldn't live in fear.
Dunkelviking.png Well, when you say it like that...
Arya.png Word on the street is the Dunkelviking is sending his guards up to the castle. What if he plans to hold the Prime Minister hostage for Hogwin's books?
Arya.png Let's stop them before they get the chance!
Arya.png Nice! Hopefully, that gives us a head start!
Arya.png Brant? What's wrong?
Brant.png The Dunkelviking told me I don't have what it takes to be a Viking. Now I'll never get to call him Dunky.
Arya.png Aw, Brant, I'm sorry! At least you tried your best.
Brant.png Not yet... I got one more trick up my sleeve. Look out, trainers!
Arya.png Brant? Man, the little guy just couldn't handle another loss, I guess.
Arya.png Crysto really is the most beautiful island in Dragolandia. We need to do whatever we can to save it from Viking demise.
Arya.png Let's treat these Vikings up here like they treated our formerly lovely islands!
Arya.png Ha! Take that, Viking scum!
Arya.png So, where's the Prime Minister?
Dunkelviking.png How should I know? I bought this castle from him and I haven't heard from him since.
Arya.png So you weren't planning on kidnapping him? Then who...?
Professor Hogwin.png DUNKELVIKING! I have the Codex... Just don't hurt Arya.
Arya.png Hogwin?! No! It's not worth it!
Dunkelviking.png Oh, we could haggle all day about what is more valuable -- the girl or the guide?
Dunkelviking.png But maybe I can get both!
Professor Hogwin.png That's right! Scamper away, little Dunky.
Professor Hogwin.png Hey... where is everyone else? Arya?
Professor Hogwin.png Arya?
Professor Hogwin.png Who could have taken her?!
Brant.png They call me Big Bad Brant.

Sixth Island (Gloamis)Campaign Map Dialogues

Arya.png No time for breeding right now! We need to go to battle!
Arya.png Ew! Let me GO, Brant! Your hands smell like CHEESE!
Brant.png That's "Big Bad Brant" to you! Call me by my proper Viking name now that you're my PRISONER!
Ned.png No one's going to call you by that RIDICULOUS name! Now free the fair damsel, or... or we'll make you!
Arya.png This kidnapping has been really fun and all, but it's time for me to head back to the Academy. I'm sleepy, and after helping end the Viking invasion, I've DEFINITELY earned a nap.
Brant.png A NAP! Naps are for BABIES, and I DON'T kidnap them! You'll stay my prisoner till I find that thing Gunhilda wants. Now stay back Ned, or I'll tell Arya you like-like her!
Ned.png Gunhilda? That name makes my knees tremble in terror, but I can't remember why. Come on; let's catch up to him and make him spill HIS secrets instead of mine!
Arya.png Tell the truth, Brant. Is Gunhilda your imaginary Viking friend?
Gunhilda.png I think you'll find I'm all TOO real when I CRUSH you in battle!
Gunhilda.png You've won THIS battle, but the Viking conquest has only just begun... AGAIN! And you won't humiliate me like you did my son; all of Dragolandia will bow before the might of my battle axe!
Brant.png YEAH! Once we have the Lunar Rock, you'll wish you'd NEVER defeated the Dunkelviking. ... Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell that part, was I?
Arya.png Good thing Brant can't keep a secret; I was getting REALLY sick of pretending to be kidnapped to learn his plan.
Ned.png PRETENDING?! What about my brave rescue mission, Arya?! Fine, I'm leaving; I can tell when I'm NOT needed!
Arya.png Ned, WAIT! *sigh* I'll have to make it up to him later. We need to stop Brant from finding that Lunar Rock; such a powerful magical item could do A LOT of damage!
Arya.png It wasn't enough that the Dunkelviking's mom decided to invade Dragolandia; she HAD to bring along all her cronies to slow us down. Guess we'll do what we do best and battle our way through!
Arya.png Watching the Vikings fall all over themselves to flee was ALMOST enough to cheer me up. Catching Brant and giving him a LONG time-out should do the trick!
Arya.png Gloamis has been abandoned since the Lunar Rock crashed down and radiated shadows that covered the island in darkness. The Vikings haven't taken the hint to leave, but maybe we'll convince them with THIS battle!
Arya.png I've heard rumors the island isn't completely abandoned, that some "Shade Folk" live in secret tunnels and caves. If they're real though, why haven't they shown up to help us fight back?
Arya.png Do you hear that strange sound...? Like whispers echoing out of the cave underneath that stump! If the Shade Folk are down there, then we've GOT to battle to protect them!
Arya.png Listen to that crowd of people cheering and clapping! The Shade Folk must be happy we chased off the Vikings.
Arya.png What do you think you're DOING throwing those poor frogs into that hollow stump, Brant?!
Brant.png Trying to make a deal with the Shade Folk for a piece of the Lunar Rock, but I guess they don't like pet frogs. Maybe they'd like a pet Arya INSTEAD!
Arya.png Too bad Brant ran away before we could see if the Shade Folk wanted HIM... Pet frogs are probably less messy and noisy though.
Arya.png The Vikings have been digging holes all over this marsh looking for fragments of the Lunar Rock. Let's end their search with a battle!
Arya.png Yuck! We should have made the Vikings fill in these muddy holes before they ran off! Now I need to find my shoe as WELL as the Lunar Rock.
Arya.png I hope Ned's all right! I should really find him and apologize for pretending to be kidnapped... After we deal with these Vikings!
Arya.png I find this island a little spooky, so I can only imagine how Ned is feeling! He'd HATE for me to tell you this... but he still sleeps with a night-light because he's afraid of the dark.
Arya.png Why are those Vikings rolling giant boulders around? Maybe a battle will convince them to share their secret!
Arya.png They say Gunhilda told them to leave no stone unturned in their search for the Lunar Rock... I had no idea Vikings took everything SO literally!
Arya.png There're SO many different kinds of mushrooms growing in this swamp. Looks like the Vikings have been helping themselves to the fungus banquet; let's stop them coming back for seconds!
Arya.png Do you think any of these mushrooms are poisonous...? I guess my culinary curiosity will have to be sated AFTER we've saved Dragolandia.
Arya.png Brant's just up ahead, but these Vikings are blocking the only path across the river. Ready to battle your way through?!
Arya.png Those Vikings were NOT happy to be going for a swim. Maybe next time they'll wait an hour after eating before they try and challenge US!
Brant.png Luminous lunar LANDING! Luminous lunar LANDING! Stay back; I need total focus to cast the spell that will lead me to the Lunar Rock!
Arya.png If it's total focus you want, then I know exactly what you'll get... That's right, a BATTLE!
Brant.png That battle RUINED my spell! ... I don't think it was working anyway, though; I've been out here chanting for hours and all I got was tongue-tied.
Arya.png *yawn* Darn those Vikings for ruining my nap; this whole island is making me sleepy. Let's see if a battle will wake me up!
Arya.png Nothing like a battle to shake off the sleepies! Now I'm RARING to go; let's get some Vikings!
Arya.png Did you see something move in the water? I've always wondered if there were dragons unique to Gloamis; I'll have to come study the question with Hogwin after we've gotten rid of these Vikings!
Arya.png I've tried to get Hogwin to bring me on a research trip here before, but he always makes excuses. You don't think HE could be scared of Gloamis too, do you?
Arya.png When the Lunar Rock crashed down on the island, it caused a massive earthquake that destroyed all the buildings. We'd better stop these Vikings searching through the rubble for it!
Arya.png That ought to teach those Vikings it's not safe to hang around in ruins, ESPECIALLY when we're around!
Arya.png Ugh! This swamp is crawling with BUGS, but I can barely see them through the shadows. Luckily the Vikings should be easier to swat!
Arya.png We've got the Vikings on the run, but if there's one thing I've learned it's that they're the only type of pest that CAN'T be squashed. After them!
Arya.png Look at these ancient tombstones... Could this be the burial ground of the Shade Folk? We'd better teach the Vikings it's a grave offense to go digging around here!
Arya.png Someone's been leaving fresh flowers on these tombstones. I'm glad we were able to get rid of those Vikings so the Shade Folk could come and pay their respects.
Arya.png All right Brant, I'll bite. Why are you dancing around in front of this strange totem?
Brant.png I am NOT "dancing"! I'm performing the sacred celestial rites to earn a piece of the Lunar Rock. Good thing you showed up because THIS totem demands a sacrifice!
Arya.png Where are you going? Don't you want to find out what happens when we offer YOU to the totem? No...? All right, no human sacrifices today I guess.
Arya.png I can see Illumina shining just across the water. *sigh* Why couldn't Brant be searching for something over there; it'd be a GREAT excuse to do some sightseeing. Maybe Hogwin will let me visit after we stop this invasion!
Arya.png On second thought, I'm glad Brant is nowhere NEAR Illumina. He'd just find some way to ruin it TOO!
Arya.png Gloamis may be a wasteland, but artifacts like this ancient stone wheel are part of our cultural history. We've GOT to stop the Vikings from destroying them in their hunt for the Lunar Rock!
Arya.png I'll take this wheel as a sign that our efforts to capture Brant are finally on a roll... Get it?!
Arya.png The mist is SO thick I can barely see my feet! We'd better proceed with caution in case Vikings are lying in wait for us. AHHH!
Arya.png Good thing those Vikings are better at surprise attacks than they are at battling, or we'd have been in trouble!
Arya.png There's probably a REALLY good reason this place is called "Forbidden Pass," but if the Vikings are going to ignore it, then I guess we'll have to as well. Let's get them!
Arya.png I'd forbid these Vikings from causing any MORE trouble, but they'd probably just ignore that too!
Arya.png The Vikings added beards and battle axes to all the stick figures in these wall paintings. Let's show them they can't get away with vandalizing art!
Arya.png Wait a second -- is that a painting of you and I battling Vikings?! We'd better not touch it; the paint's still wet...
Brant.png You're TOO late, Arya! I've got a piece of the Lunar Rock, and youuu CAN'T have it!
Arya.png If you REALLY have it, then I'm SURE you can show it to us. That is... if you didn't make the whole thing up!
Brant.png I do SO have it! Or I will... right after I get it from the bottom of this pond.
Arya.png The only ones going for a swim will be us, and it'll be a victory lap for having beaten you in THIS battle!
Brant.png HA HA HAAAH! I got you! I got you SOOO good! One of the Vikings is already on his way to deliver the Lunar Rock to Gunhilda on Illumina.
Brant.png Ahhh! *splash* Oh, it's COLD! Arya, how could you throw a little kid like me into a pond?! What if I didn't know how to swim?!
Arya.png We would have saved you, but I was pretty sure you could swim. After all, you've already made SUCH a big splash with the Vikings!
Arya.png Come on; we'd better hurry over to Illumina! I have a bad feeling Gunhilda is after the Solar Rock too...

Illumina - Side Quest StoryCampaign Map Dialogues

Ned.png What are YOU doing here, Eliza? You... haven't coincidentally come here for the Festival of Lights, have you?
Eliza the Masculine.png Yes, I thought I'd take in the sights now that my conquest dreams are all over. Any recommendations for places I should visit?
Ned.png There's the Tower of Light of course, and I've heard that a lot of people enjoy the Festival Square... Wait a minute -- I'm just making you a list of places you'll help your mother invade, aren't I?
Eliza the Masculine.png Ah, Nedders, you get smarter every time I see you -- which isn't saying much. Let's make the first stop on my invasion YOUR last stand!
Eliza the Masculine.png *grrr* I guess the first stop on my invasion will have to be this pretty little church instead!
Ned.png Not the church! Come on; we've got to protect those poor people from Eliza!
Ned.png Stop right there, Eliza! We can't let you enter that church!
Eliza the Masculine.png Oh really? Then I suppose my dragons will have to change your mind. ATTACK!
Eliza the Masculine.png What could you POSSIBLY have against letting me light a candle and say a prayer for my mother's victory?!
Ned.png Wait... what? We thought you wanted to take the churchgoers hostage.
Eliza the Masculine.png ME?! Take hostages on the holy island of Illumina? I would NEV-- ... Actually, that's a really good plan. I'll definitely try that one next time!
Ned.png The radiance of this island is making me see EVEN the Vikings in a better light. I don't think anything could ruin my good mood!
Melvin the Malevolent.png Let's see how you feel about that after a humiliating defeat!
Ned.png Nope, seeing your grimace of defeat is doing nothing to wreck my mood, Melvin.
Melvin the Malevolent.png Why couldn't you let me make Mother happy and LOSE?! I'm going to tell her ALL about how you picked on me!
Ned.png That's right, Melvin -- run and tell mommy! ... Wait, if we let him catch up to Gunhilda, then our enemy will be EVEN stronger. Come on; after him!
Ned.png All right, Melvin. That's enough! Time to surrender and leave the island quietly.
Melvin the Malevolent.png Quietly? I never do ANYTHING quietly! Let me show you what happens to anyone who DARES to get between me and Mother!
Melvin the Malevolent.png WAHHH! How could I LOSE? Mother will put me in time-out again for sure!
Ned.png There, there. I'm sure she'll let you out once you finally grow up! Thankfully for us, that should take a while.
Ned.png Heinrich?! Don't tell me YOU'RE here to help Gunhilda's invasion?! I thought you gave all that up when you became a monk.
Heinrich the Hideous.png I can no longer fight for something as petty as conquest, but I CAN still fight for something as noble as love, and my heart has been ensnared by the beauteous Gunhilda. Now let me show you my NEW battle technique. Ommm...
Heinrich the Hideous.png My motivations were pure, but I STILL lost! I guess my efforts would be better suited preparing this empowerment charm for my lady love.
Ned.png EmPOWERment charm?! Anything that makes Gunhilda more powerful is bad news for us. After him!
Heinrich the Hideous.png Have you come to help me with my charm? How kind!
Ned.png If by "help" you mean ruin, then yes! Let's battle!
Heinrich the Hideous.png The energy from that battle was EXACTLY what I needed to power up my empowerment charm. Thanks for your help!
Ned.png What have we DONE?! How much stronger did the charm make Gunhilda?
Heinrich the Hideous.png Stronger? No, no -- an empowerment charm doesn't strengthen the body, it empowers the spirit! Now my sweetheart's confidence will NEVER falter in battle.
Ned.png Huh. I don't see her confidence wavering with or without your empowerment charm, so I guess... no harm done there.
Ned.png *sigh* All right, Brant, what do you want THIS time?!
Brant.png To capture you and earn my rightful place as Gunhilda's newest Viking son, of course! This battle oughta settle it!
Ned.png So, have you changed your mind YET about becoming a Viking?
Brant.png I'll ALWAYS be a Viking at heart, whether or not Gunhilda's clan will have me. In fact, I'll just start my OWN Viking gang. So what do you think, Ned -- want to join? There's plenty of Dragolandia left to conquer!
Ned.png Sure, why not. How about you start by conquering your parent's house, by which I mean -- GO HOME!
Ned.png Dunkelviking! How has your new career as a bard been going?
Dunkelviking.png That name is DEAD to me! Call me "The Battling Bard"! My dream of merging dragon training with music will be realized with THIS battle!
Dunkelviking.png A truly epic defeat -- I will immortalize it in verse! Then, axe in hand, I'll travel the land one battle and one ballad at a time!
Ned.png *sniff* I've never seen him SO happy! It almost makes this whole invasion worthwhile... almost.
Ned.png Thank goodness we're FINALLY done dealing with Gunhilda's goons. I haven't forgotten anyone, have I...?
Olaf the Pungent.png Hands off MY treasure, dragon trainers!
Ned.png How could I have forgotten Olaf, or more specifically, Olaf's stench? Wait... *sniff* Olaf, you actually smell kind of... nice!
Olaf the Pungent.png A minor setback with my current fragrance! As soon as I add some of the sea slugs and slime I found on this treasure chest into the mix, I should be back to my malodorous self! I'll save you a sample.
Ned.png Nah, don't bother. Somehow I don't think Arya is the sea-slug-and-slime type.



The Great Hatchling Hunt (18/03/23):

Ned.png Are you ready to go, Arya?
Arya.png You bet your last bonbon I am! I can't WAIT to reach Sweet Thistle and gorge myself on all the tasty treats the bunnies there make to celebrate spring! I'm going to eat chocolate till I burst!
Ned.png Shhh! If Brant hears you talking about the secret village of candy-making bunnies at the edge of Briar Forest, he'll try to conquer it!
Arya.png Oh, good point, good point. I don't want to share any of my candy... I mean, OUR candy. Come on; my cavities await! To Sweet Thistle Village we go!

Arya.png Look Ned, there's a little fluffy bunny! I'm going to catch it and cuddle its cute little ears! What are you doing so far from Sweet Thistle, bun bun?
Ned.png Hmm... It's strange that this bunny is so far from Sweet Thistle. Everything I've read about the Sweet Thistle bunnies indicates that they don't like to stray far from their village...
Arya.png It's too bad I don't have a carrot for the bunny, but dragons just won't eat their vegetables... Maybe it'll like this piece of fruit I've got in my pocket.
Arya.png ... It won't eat the fruit; must taste like dragon spit. Don't worry, bunny; we'll get you back safely to your village so you can munch on carrots while we munch your sweets. Let's go!

Heinrich the Hideous.png Hand over that Sweet Thistle bunny, you diabolical dragon trainers!
Ned.png Heinrich?! What are you doing here? I thought you ran away with Gunhilda when we defeated her in Illumina?!
Heinrich the Hideous.png She kicked me out of her warship halfway back to Vikolandia. Said something about me being too clingy. Can you believe it?!
Arya.png Well... actually...
Heinrich the Hideous.png Enough! Attack, my Wraith Dragon!
Arya.png We can't let that creep Heinrich take our little bunny. We have to fight back, and it looks like this Petal Dragon wants to help us. To battle!

Heinrich the Hideous.png Blast! Beaten in battle again, but no matter. I'll have all the little bunnies I need as soon as I make it to Sweet Thistle Village!
Arya.png What could Heinrich want with a bunch of defenseless little bunnies?! We'd better find out before it's too late!
Ned.png You're right, and it looks like this Petal Dragon wants to help us. You can come along Petal Dragon, but no more fighting; you need to rest. Let's go!

Arya.png Ned... You don't think... surely not EVEN Heinrich is evil enough to want to capture all the bunnies to make a fur coat, right?
Ned.png He's pretty strange, but I can't see why he'd want one... unless there was some lady he was planning on giving it to...
Arya.png That had better not be his plan, or I won't be letting him walk away from the next battle... Come on!

Ned.png Wow. This forest is a real maze; I hope we don't get lost in here... Who knows what kind of animals come out at night!
Arya.png Aw Ned, you worry too much! This forest wouldn't be full of adorable little fluffy bunnies and dragons if there was anything dangerous in here.
Ned.png *sigh* She never learns that the dragons are what I'm most afraid of... Wait, Arya! Wait up! Don't leave me alone in the forest with the... bunnies.

Heinrich the Hideous.png Ah hah! So you're back for more? Oh Wooly Dragon, here are the poachers I was telling you about that want to capture you and steal your wool. Get them!
Arya.png I never thought I'd see the day someone pulled the wool over a Wooly Dragon's eyes. Good thing I've never been sheepish about a battle!

Arya.png All right Heinrich, out with it! Are you trying to capture the Sweet Thistle bunnies to make them into a fur coat?!
Heinrich the Hideous.png Ew! What?! I knew you didn't think much of me, but I can't believe that you think THAT little of me! Of course not!
Ned.png ... Well... What do you want the bunnies for then?
Heinrich the Hideous.png Never you mind. The less you know of my plans, the greater the chance that they'll succeed!
Arya.png There's nothing I dislike more than a smart Viking. Come on; after him!

Arya.png *huff puff* How did we lose Heinrich again? Vikings are fast!
Ned.png I think he's headed over to the river. We might be able to catch him before he crosses it. Off we go!

Arya.png Ned, I've been wondering: How DO the bunnies of Sweet Thistle make their treats?
Ned.png Some say the bunnies dig up the candies, which are naturally occurring underground in Sweet Thistle. Others say they're confectionary geniuses who make all the candies themselves.
Arya.png ... So what you're saying is that no one really knows.
Ned.png It's just one of Dragolandia's many delicious mysteries, and one that Heinrich will ruin if we don't catch him!

Arya.png There you are Heinrich, and this time there are no wild dragons to come to your aid.
Heinrich the Hideous.png Wrong again! That always feels SO right to say. Oh Flutterby Dragon, here are the thieves that stole your fruit! Get them!
Arya.png Wait, you can have the fruit I've got in my pocket... Drat! The bunny has eaten it! They'll be no flying away from this battle!

Heinrich the Hideous.png Grrr. One less bunny for my factory. No matter; there are more up ahead in Sweet Thistle!
Ned.png Factory?! Why would Heinrich want a bunch of bunnies for a factory... unless... he's planning on *shudder* eating them?!
Arya.png If he tries it, he'll be dead meat! After him!

Arya.png Look! The Flutterby Dragon is following you, Ned! I guess you made a new friend.
Ned.png No! Down dragon! Why do they always pick the trainer that's afraid of them?! *sigh* All right, I guess you can come along. We can use all the help we can get in taking on Heinrich.
Arya.png Yay! New friends, new dragon friends, most loyal friends you'll meet! The scaly kind, the fangy kind, in battles they can't be beat!
Arya.png You've got the next verse of the Dragon Friends Song, Ned. Take it away!
Ned.png New friends, new dragon friends, the kindest friends you'll meet! The fire kind, the water kind, every kind's a treat!
Ned.png Now to catch Heinrich!

Arya.png Don't worry, little bunnies; we're not far from Sweet Thistle, and we won't let Heinrich do anything bad to you!
Ned.png I can see him just up ahead! Did he... did he just push a Painted Dragon into the river?! We've got to save it! Come on!

Heinrich the Hideous.png Trainers! You're right on time to battle that extremely irritated Painted Dragon I pushed into the river.
Arya.png Color me unsurprised that you'd turn a silly prank you played to your own advantage. I'm still going to paint you into a corner with THIS battle!

Arya.png Enough, Heinrich! Tell me the truth -- are you trying to capture the Sweet Thistle bunnies to turn them into meat in your factory?!
Heinrich the Hideous.png What?! NO! I'm a vegetarian. *sigh* I can see I'm going to have to tell you my plan so you don't tar my good name all over Dragolandia.
Heinrich the Hideous.png I'm building Dragolandia's first-ever chocolate factory, and I'm going to have it run entirely by the Sweet Thistle bunnies!
Arya.png Aww. Fluffy little bunnies making chocolate in a factory. That's kind of cute! But still... they'd have to work for Heinrich. We've got to save the bunnies!

Ned.png Why would Heinrich want to make chocolate? Something about this isn't adding up. I've never known him to be interested in sweets...
Arya.png Not interested in sweets?! I just don't UNDERSTAND. Then again... when have we ever understood the Vikings.
Ned.png Good point. Better focus on trying to stop Heinrich's weird plan before we focus on understanding it.

Arya.png How big is Sweet Thistle Village, Ned? With all the bunnies we've been finding, it must be large!
Ned.png All you can see above ground is an enormous tree with a knothole the size of a dragon's head. Below ground though, it's said there are miles of warren where all the bunnies live together.
Ned.png The bunnies only come out of the warren in springtime to hide their candies all around the meadow near their tree so that children can find them.
Arya.png Heinrich will grab all the bunnies as soon as they come out of that tree if we don't get to him first!

Heinrich the Hideous.png My Wraith Dragon is rested and ready for round two!
Arya.png Then I'd better make this battle a knockout!

Ned.png Heinrich, I hope you don't mind me asking... but WHY are you building a chocolate factory?
Heinrich the Hideous.png Because women love chocolate, of course! If I control the creation of the most delicious chocolate in the land, then surely I'll FINALLY meet a nice woman who'll love me back.
Arya.png ... Huh. I've heard some crazy plans in my time, but that's by FAR the craziest! We can't let Heinrich rope the poor Sweet Thistle bunnies into his weird love schemes!

Ned.png ... If Heinrich does make his chocolate factory, then I could buy some of the chocolate and give it to Arya...
Arya.png What's that, Ned?
Ned.png N-nothing! I was just saying that we have to save those poor bunnies. Let's go!

Ned.png Sweet Thistle Village is just up ahead! I think we can still make it in time to stop Heinrich. Come on!

Heinrich the Hideous.png Princess Dragon, here are those dragon trainers I told you were coming to kidnap all the poor Sweet Thistle bunnies to make them work in a factory! After them!
Arya.png Heinrich, you're proving to be a royal pain, but I'm about to RULE this battle!

Ned.png There goes Heinrich!
Arya.png Oh no! I can see the Sweet Thistle bunnies coming out of the tree up ahead. We've got to save them! Hurry!

Arya.png Heinrich! You're here... but I don't see any bunnies. What have you done with them?!
Heinrich the Hideous.png *sob* I was too late! They've all gone back into the tree because that repulsive boy already ate all their sweets.
Brant.png *crunch munch* Ned, Arya? If I'd known you guys were coming I'd have at least saved you a couple pieces of candy. *gulp*
Arya.png ... ... YAHHH!!!
Ned.png Arya! No! Fighting Brant isn't worth it! I'll get you some other candy!
Arya.png ... Well. At least we saved the Sweet Thistle bunnies from Heinrich. Next year though, we're bringing along Brant so I can keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't eat MY candy!
Brant.png Now that's what I call a SWEET ending.
Ned.png Wait Arya, why is this Princess Dragon following me?! Shoo! Shoo! *sigh* New friends, new dragon friends, most loyal friends you'll meet!

MidgardenTrials of Odin Part I (18/10/15)

Arya.png Did you hear!? They've returned! The Northern Divines are back and they've opened up Midgarden to humans for the first time in centuries!
Arya.png You haven't heard of Midgarden!? It's only just the majestic, mythical home of the Northern Divines, some of the most powerful dragons in Dragolandia!
Arya.png The leader of the Northern Divines, the Odin Dragon, just announced a huge tournament! Winner earns their FAVOR and RESPECT!
Arya.png All the greatest dragon Trainers are invited...and obviously that includes you and me! Come on, Trainer, let's show the Northern Divines what we've got!

Arya.png Wow! This forest is BEAUTIFUL! The bushes are so bushy and the trees are so...tree-y! We really are some of the first humans to come here in like...forever!
Arya.png Make sure you explore every nook and cranny of this place! There's probably some amazing old treasures lying around here.
Arya.png And look...a Loki Dragon! I think it want us to follow it. Let's do it! But be careful...this dragon can be VERY tricky!

Arya.png I wonder where this Loki Dragon is leading us...
Brant.png He's leading you into an AMBUSH!!! Loki Dragon, attack these fools!
Arya.png Brant! Even amongst all these flowers, I knew something stunk around here. Trainer, let's teach this little stinker a lesson!

Brant.png Loki Dragon, you dummy! You were supposed to win, not lose. Ugh! I'm done with you. Later losers!
Arya.png Come back here, Brant! You can't just abandon your dragon like that!
Arya.png Don't worry, Loki Dragon, we won't abandon you! In fact, you can tag along if you want...just, uh, don't lead us into anymore ambushes, okay?

Brant.png Shh, Freyja Dragon...Arya and her friend are coming this way! If we stay quiet, we'll be able to sneak up on them and...
Arya.png Brant...we can see you behind that tree! You're not gonna be able to surprise us this time.
Brant.png Uhhh...I wasn't hiding behind this tree. I was just, uhh...umm...uhh...Freyja Dragon, attack!

Brant.png Beaten again!? This isn't fair. You're cheating! I'm not playing with you if you keep cheating!
Arya.png Brant, quit being such a sore loser and let us through! We've got a tournament to get to.
Brant.png No can do, Arya! I've explicit orders to keep you and your silly friend away from the Tournament. Now out of my way! I've got to lay out more traps!

Arya.png So if what Brant says is true, someone doesn't want us participating in the Northern Divine's Tournament!
Arya.png Hmm...I wonder who gave Brant those orders?
Arya.png Well, there's only one way to find out...let's keep exploring, buddy! Loki Dragon, show us the way!

Arya.png A village!? In the middle of Midgarden? But dragons don't live in villages! Could this be a human village? Did humans used to live in Midgarden?
Arya.png Oh my goodness...look: a viking doll! This must have been a Viking Village! Let's keep looking around...I wanna find more of these things!
Arya.png And keep an eye out for Brant. That brat's probably around here, ready pop out and fight us!

Brant.png Easy, Nidhogg Dragon...easy there! I didn't mean any trouble when I put down those traps, I promise!
Arya.png Brant! What did you do this time? Why is that Nidhogg dragon snarling at you!?
Brant.png It's the protector of this forest. It didn't like me putting down all my traps so now it wants to light my butt on fire. Can you help me...please!?

Brant.png Thanks for saving me! That dragon almost burnt my bottom.
Arya.png You owe us an explanation, Brant! Who sent you here to stop us? And what's their plan?
Brant.png No can do, Arya! I am way more scared of my boss than I am of you...or even that Nidhogg Dragon. If you want answers, you'll have to ask somebody else... Later!

Arya.png If Brant's involved with this, I have a feeling the Vikings must be around here too!
Arya.png Stay vigilant, Trainer! Danger can be lurking any corner. Now come on, the Loki Dragon is telling us to go this way.

Arya.png A Viking Village in the middle of Midgarden...can you believe it!? This world still has so many mysteries to uncover. There's still so much we don't know.
Arya.png Keep an eye out for clues! I want to know what happened between the Vikings and the Northern Divines. Why haven't humans been allowed here for a thousand years?
Arya.png Oh...and look out for Brant's "friends"...I have a feeling we'll be meeting a few of them on our way to the Tournament.

Arya.png *sniff* *sniff* What's that smell? Loki Dragon, where are you taking us? It smells worse than Olaf the Pungent around here!
Melvin the Malevolent.png Hey! Don't talk about my stinkin' brother like that. That smell is Hel's Swamp. I advise you to turn around, or things will get even stinkier for you!
Arya.png Not as stinky as you are, Melvin! Come on, Trainer! We've got a swamp to explore!

Arya.png What's wrong, Loki Dragon? You're shaking!
Arya.png There must be something really spooky living this swamp to make dragon as strong as this one get scared...
Arya.png Stay alert! We can't let that momma's boy Melvin get the drop on us.

Melvin the Malevolent.png Not so fast, Arya! You may have gotten through Brant, but my spirit-stealing Hel Dragon and I won't go down as easily. Surrender your victory - AND your souls!
Arya.png Who are you and Brant working for? Are you still trying to get your mommy, Gunhilda, to FINALLY respect you? Is she the one pulling the strings?
Melvin the Malevolent.png I'm not doing this for my mommy! I have a life outside of my mother, okay? Just, uh...don't tell her I said that... Get 'em, Hel Dragon!

Melvin the Malevolent.png I lost!? mom's going to be sooooo disappointed in me. And I bet Eliza is gonna be even angrier!!!
Arya.png Eliza!? Did you just say "Eliza"!? Is she the one who ordered you and Brant to stop us?
Melvin the Malevolent.png Melvin, you idiot! *Sigh* Yes, Eliza ordered Brant, me, and Olaf to stop you! Please don't tell her I told you! She'll tell my mom and it'll be a whole thing!

Arya.png Ugh! I can't believe Eliza would try to stop us from reaching the Tournament. I know she's Viking, but I thought she at least would give friendship a shot...
Arya.png Melvin said that Eliza ordered Olaf to stop us too. He must be hiding out ahead.
Arya.png Keep your eyes focused and your nose tingling! They don't call him Olaf the Pungent for nothing! If he's hiding out, we'll be able to sniff him! Let's do it!

Arya.png I am SO happy to be out of that swamp. That stinking swamp gas almost made me...(ulp) I don't wanna think about it! How does the Hel Dragon stand it?
Arya.png Unfortunately, we've got another stinker hiding out ahead...Olaf the Pungent!
Arya.png He's the last Viking in our way, and the only thing that stinks worse than his attitude is his BO.

Arya.png Loki Dragon, what's going on!? Your tail is wagging like crazy! Do you see something up ahead? Do you see Olaf!? --Whoops, the Loki Dragon took off!
Arya.png Come on, Trainer! We have to catch up to it before we lose it. Without the Loki Dragon as our guide, we'll never make it to the Tournament in time!

Arya.png Wow!! Check out this lush forest! And hey...there's a sign over here, written in an old Viking language...let me see if I can read it...hmmm...
Arya.png It reads, "Welcome to the Forest of Loki"! Loki Dragon, this is your home! Show us around, buddy! It looks like there's a lot cool treasures around here!
Arya.png And like I said...keep your sniffer sniffing! Olaf must be around here, and we can't let him stop us from reaching the tournament.

Olaf the Pungent.png Oh hey guys! Welcome to the Forest of Loki! Beautiful, right? Me and the Frigg Dragon were just picking out flowers. I love it here. I could do this forever.
Arya.png Picking out flowers!? Quit lying! We know Eliza ordered you to stop us from getting to the Tournament!
Olaf the Pungent.png Oh...I forgot all about that! (Sigh) I guess you're wouldn't be fair to Eliza if I didn't at least TRY to fight you!

Olaf the Pungent.png Okay, you won! Please tell Eliza that I tried my best...I don't want her giving me any more wedgies or anything.
Arya.png Will do, Olaf! I really do like those flowers you were picking. They smell great. In fact, I can't even smell your BO over those lillies you've got!
Olaf the Pungent.png I know! Frigg Dragon is showing me all the best flower patches in the forest. Follow me! Maybe we can find some treasure along the way.

Arya.png Olaf, that was really fun! Let's pick flowers again sometime soon!
Olaf the Pungent.png I'd love to! I'm gonna stick around here with the Frigg Dragon. Good luck with the Tournament, folks!
Arya.png Bye, guys! Loki Dragon, would you mind showing us around the rest of your woods before we get to the Tournament? We might even meet some more of your friends!

Time RiftHeaven & Hades (19/03/22)

Professor Hogwin.png Ned! Arya! Come quick! I've received some news of dire importance!
Arya.png What's going on, Professor? Is it about dragons? I hope it's about dragons...
Professor Hogwin.png How did you guess? In any case, I was given a message by the Hermes Dragon: It appears that Chronos, the dragon master of time, is in need of our help.
Professor Hogwin.png The events at the Golden Pyramid appear to have caused a RIFT in space-time! We need to make sure nothing dangerous comes through.
Professor Hogwin.png While Chronos tries to fix it, I'm sending you two and your Trainer friend into the Rift to investigate. Who KNOWS what sorts of wonders await you within?!
Ned.png "Wonders" is an interesting way of saying "dangers," Dad. *sigh* At least we have another powerful Trainer with us... Are you ready?

Arya.png Holy Chronos, Ned! We've been on a lot of crazy adventures, but I've NEVER seen anything like this! It's like Mount Dragolympus, but... mashed together!
Ned.png I REALLY don't like the sound of that!
Arya.png Aw, Ned, don't be scared. The Hermes Dragon is here to help us... and our Trainer friend too! Now let's explore!

Arya.png Brant! Is that you? How did you manage to get inside the Rift? It's too dangerous for you to be here!
Brant.png Quiet, Dragon Girl! I snuck in alongside you because I'm... conveniently sized!
Ned.png M-m-more importantly... what in the name of Dragolandia is THAT?!
Brant.png You mean this dragon I found? I dunno! But it looks powerful, and if I can beat you and take it back to the Vikings -- I'll finally be a REAL villain!

Brant.png Drat! I guess this dragon's no good. Just you wait -- I'll get you, and capture all the weird dragons in the Rift for the Vikings!
Ned.png Brant, wait! I'm too scared to chase you!
Arya.png The Hermes Dragon seems confused... Oh! I get it. Brant's dragon looks a lot like the Hades Dragon Hogwin and I found on Mount Dragolympus!
Arya.png Hermes Dragon, you know the Hades Dragon, don't you? But this one looks so strange... Is it even really the Hades Dragon we know?

Arya.png Wow! Have you guys ever seen dragons like these? Even the Hermes Dragon is in disbelief!
Ned.png I wonder... Dad said this Rift was caused by a break in space-time. Maybe that means dragons from other dimensions were able to get inside...
Arya.png Fighting super-cool dragons from another dimension? How can I pass THAT up?! Come on; let's go!

Ned.png Whew. We're lucky those dragons didn't use any crazy, mind-breaking alternate dimension attacks or anything...
Arya.png A dragon is a dragon is a dragon -- no matter what dimension they come from! I hope we can meet them all again.
Ned.png *sigh* I guess it's what Dad would want...

Ned.png Look, guys! I found a key... I wonder if doors here work like normal or if they'll send us into some endless space vortex or, or--
Arya.png Only one way to find out! Here, Ned, your hand is shaking -- why don't we let our friend do the honors?

Arya.png How about that, Ned? We didn't get sucked into the vacuum of space after all!
Ned.png Darn. I was kind of hoping that door would just lead us back home...
Arya.png Let's keep searching the Rift. Keep an eye out for anything suspicious, Trainer!

Ned.png EEEEEK! Wh-wh-what kind of dragon is THAT?!
Arya.png Oh, Ned! It's just the Poseidon Dragon -- the Divine Dragon of water from Dragolympus. I wonder what it's doing here. Any ideas, Hermes Dragon?
Brant.png It's here to do MY bidding! That's right, scaredy-Ned, I've got a dragon GOD under my thumb, and it only sprayed water at me TWICE!

Brant.png Ugh, you useless dragon--! Uh, um, I-I mean-- BYE!
Ned.png Brant, you can't keep tangling with Divine Dragons like this! That Poseidon Dragon isn't gonna tolerate it!
Arya.png He'll get in trouble if we don't catch up with him... But at least the Poseidon Dragon is safe. Hermes Dragon, do you think it got lost in the Rift?
Ned.png I wonder if the Rift has been drawing the Divines to it? Like moths to a flame... or dragons to a really, really big vacuum.

Arya.png Found another key, Trainer? Thanks!
Ned.png Let's go to the next area, then...

Arya.png Wooooow. This place is beautiful!
Ned.png Arya, watch your step! The floor tiles are coming apart!
Ned.png Sheesh. It's like a full-time job watching over her... Huh? You think I should worry less?

Brant.png NOW you're gonna get it, you simpletons! THIS dragon looks super cool, and it's gonna crush you! Agh! Stop licking me, Vivid Dragon!
Ned.png Considering the context, I'm not sure you should be calling us "simpletons"...
Arya.png That Vivid Dragon is from another dimension, Brant. Are you sure you know what you're doing...? How about a nice how-do-you-do first?

Brant.png ARGH! Can't you guys just let me take ONE cool dragon back to the Vikings?!
Arya.png Not if you're gonna force them to battle! They're visitors here, you know!
Brant.png Bad guys aren't nice to visitors, doofus! Whatever -- I'll be back with even COOLER dragons!

Arya.png Look Ned, the Vivid Dragon wants to come with us! I can't wait to show it around Dragolandia!
Ned.png H-hi Vivid Dragon... Do you come in peace?

Arya.png Whoa. This is ALMOST exactly like depths of Mount Dragolympus! If Hogwin saw this, it'd knock his socks off!
Ned.png Speaking of socks coming off, it's HOT in here! Where's all that lava coming from? Aren't we in space?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Brant.png Guess who, chumps? I'm back with the Hades Dragon! God of... um... stuff that's underground, maybe!
Ned.png Brant, that's not the Hades Dragon! The Hermes Dragon doesn't even recognize it. It's from... somewhere else! We don't know what it's capable of!
Arya.png We should probably call it something else, right? Oh, how about... Chrono Hades! You know, because of Chronos!

Arya.png Go free, Chrono Hades! And Brant, you go on home! I'm sure your parents wouldn't want you playing in a time Rift!
Brant.png I'm NOT playing and you CAN'T catch me!!!
Ned.png *sigh* Somehow he's worse than the Vikings...

Arya.png Let's see. Did we pick up a key? Yup! Lead the way, Hermes Dragon!
Ned.png And not a moment too soon. I'm sweating like a Piggy Bank Dragon!

Arya.png Wow, just look at that, guys! A beautiful, lush temple in a place like this... I wonder which Divine Dragon it's for?
Ned.png I'd rather not stick around and find out, if the Divine Dragon looks anything like Chrono Hades...
Arya.png It's okay, Ned. I don't think the Chrono Divines are interested in hurting us. I bet Chrono Hades just wanted to play with Brant!

Brant.png U-um... g-g-guys? I... I tried getting this dragon to fight you, but it started shooting blue lightning everywhere! I-I can't stop it! I'm scared!
Ned.png Th-the Hermes Dragon is frightened too -- and let's not even get STARTED on me! What do we do, guys?
Arya.png I had a hunch when I saw that that temple... This must be the Chrono Zeus Dragon! The only thing we can do is try to fight it and calm it down!

Brant.png I-I'm sick of this place AND of you losers! I'm out of here!
Arya.png Brant, wait! We're running out of places to chase you!
Ned.png Whew... At least the Chrono Zeus Dragon seems to have calmed down. I wonder if it was just as frightened as us, being in a totally alien place...

Arya.png Now that we have a key, let's finally grab Brant and go home to give our findings to the Professor!
Ned.png Sounds good to me. I've been taking notes to show Dad... which is easier said than done considering, you know, all the trembling...
Arya.png You're doing great, Ned. And you too, Trainer!

Arya.png Braaaaaant! Where aaare yooou? It's time for dragons and Trainers and wannabe Vikings to go home!
Ned.png You know, the more we walk around the more I get used to this place. It really IS fascinating!
Ned.png Or maybe it's just the fact there are no narrow walkways over endless abysses in this part of the Rift...

Arya.png THERE you are, Brant! Are you in trouble with another Chrono Divine?
Brant.png N-no... It saw me get scared and tried to take me under its wing...
Brant.png I think it wants to battle you to make sure you're strong enough to take me home... N-not that I need to be chaperoned!

Arya.png See, Chrono Aphrodite? We don't want to hurt Brant -- we just wanna take him home. And we want to thank you for watching over him!
Ned.png A-and if you and the other Chrono Divines need a place to stay, well, Dragolandia is pretty nice!
Arya.png Wow, Ned -- that was really brave of you! And I agree! The dragons here could have gotten lost. Why don't we give them homes?
Ned.png (I kinda just wanted to ask the Chrono Aphrodite Dragon who my soul mate might be, actually...)

Professor Hogwin.png Welcome back! I'm glad to see Chronos retrieved you all in one piece... and with new friends! Your excursion was fruitful!
Arya.png It was absolutely amazing, Professor! We saw dragons from all different dimensions!
Ned.png But we still don't know where they came from, or even what they are exactly... and we have no idea what could come through that Rift into our world!
Professor Hogwin.png Quite right, Ned -- the whole thing bears further study... of the serious sort! For now, let's welcome our new dragon guests.

True-Blue Challenge (20/04/06):

Ned.png Arya -- there's trouble!
Arya.png Huh? Now? I was just about to gorge on the candy basket the Sweet Thistle Bunnies sent us as thanks for last year. And then sleep the whole day...
Ned.png That sounds... nice. But I just saw Brant sneaking into Mirage Woods -- and wherever Brant sneaks, trouble follows!
Arya.png Wellllll... *sigh* I guess that's true. Let's go make sure he isn't plotting our downfall. But then you have to leave me alone with my candy!
Ned.png In exchange for a springtime forest adventure with you? Sign me up!
Ned.png Oh-- She's already gone.

Brant.png WAAUGH! Dragon spit! You scared me!
Brant.png You're a weird sorta dragon, aren't you? Usually dragons aren't so interested in being my friend -- because I'm so scary, of course.
Brant.png But I GUESS I can let you travel with me. Your shiny tail will help light my way, so you get a pass.

Brant.png Arya?! What are YOU doing here? And Ned, aren't eerie forests like this too hardcore for you?
Arya.png ... ... *drool*
Ned.png Sorry, she's been distracted by this Sweetie Bunny Dragon ever since we got here.
Ned.png But that doesn't matter! We're here to put an end to your fiendish plans... whatever they are!

Brant.png That's right. Stay out of my way, fools! Now I can go back to finding bunnies... and my treasures.
Arya.png Huh? Did he say "treasures"? And what could he possibly want with the Mirage Woods bunnies?
Ned.png I knew he was up to something! We'd better stay on his trail.

Brant.png Now we can go deeper into the forest, just as planned.
Brant.png I appreciate your dedication to my cause, dragon. You'll get a cut of the profits -- I promise!

Brant.png NOW we're talking! I'm so excited to look for my bunny friends... Teehee!
Brant.png *ahem* Dragon, tell nobody about my giggling.
Brant.png Now... where did mom and dad hide those treasures...

Brant.png One bunny, two bunnies, three bunnies-- HEY! What did I tell you two about getting in my way?
Arya.png Pixie Dot Dragons love to party, so I'm surprised this one led us to you, ya little stinker.
Arya.png Whatever you're up to, we'll help the Pixie Dot Dragon get you out of its forest -- and back home where good little boys belong!

Brant.png That'll teach you! My faithful forest dragon and I are unstoppable!
Brant.png It knows the importance of my quest better than you two ever could! Now, begone!
Ned.png *sigh* He sure talks big for a little kid.

Brant.png I'm getting pretty sick of those big bullies popping up to disrupt my hunt.
Brant.png But you'll never get in my way, right? My trusty dragon steed?
Brant.png Look! Just now you've showed me the way! We've got more bunnies to find and treasures to seek.

Brant.png If I'm not mistaken, this is where the witch of the woods lives! My parents weren't fooling around when they arranged this hunt...
Brant.png Be wary, dragon friend. If we're gonna find all the springtime eggs my parents hid, we'll need to ask the witch's permission.
Brant.png What's that dumbfounded look for? You knew you were escorting me on my annual solstice egg-and-bunny hunt, right?

Brant.png Get away from the witch of the woods, you... you... interruptors!!! I must ask for its guidance!
Ned.png Wow....
Arya.png Pretty sure this Wood Witch Dragon just wants you to stop mucking around in its woods, Brant.

Brant.png I did it! I wonder... Was this the witch's test? If so, I passed with flying colors!
Brant.png Come on, dragon buddy -- we're in the clear to continue our hunt, with the witch's permission!
Arya.png Arrghh! Get back here, Brant!

Brant.png I can't understand why Ned and Arya keep getting in my way... Haven't they ever been on a springtime egg hunt before?
Brant.png The bunnies of Mirage Woods help your parents hide the eggs, and then you have to find them all, and get a prize.
Brant.png I mean, it's not rocket science! At least YOU understand, dragon. Now, let's keep looking.

Brant.png *sniff sniff* Do you smell that? There's something sweet in the air.
Brant.png Maybe it's the chocolate eggs... or that sparkling river... or the flowers and trees...
Brant.png Ahhh. This is my favorite time of year! There's nothing better than egg hunts in Mirage Woods.

Brant.png *sniff sniff* Ah-ha, so THAT'S what I was smelling -- a Caramel Dragon!
Ned.png Huh? How'd you know it was a Caramel Dragon? According to my dad's Codex, these creatures are super rare...
Arya.png Well, it DOES smell like Caramel-- Blech! But it tastes like a moldy purplemon.
Ned.png Stop licking the dragons, Arya!!!

Arya.png Ah-ha! I figured it out! The sweet part of the Caramel Dragon is its HORN! Tastes a bit lime-y, though...
Ned.png While you were busy figuring out how to lick our best battle strategy, we totally lost!
Brant.png Serves you two right for interrupting my innocent childhood lark-- I mean, my important mission!

Brant.png To be honest, dragon buddy, I'm getting a little upset.
Brant.png I only get to do my springtime egg hunt ONCE a year. It's very important to me, and Arya and Ned keep ruining it...
Brant.png But I can't tell them what I'm REALLY up to. They'll think I'm some weak little baby...!
Brant.png Hmph! All we can do is keep beating them up, and eventually they'll leave us alone.

Brant.png What's up, dragon? You seem excitable. Are you interested in this place?
Brant.png Don't tell me -- have we almost found all the bunnies and eggies?!
Brant.png Ooooo, I wonder how much candy I'll get? Maybe I'll even get a fluffy bunny of my own! I can't wait!

Brant.png Out of my way! I'm in the home stretch here!
Arya.png Sorry to do this, Brant, but unless you come clean and get out of the woods, we're gonna have to get the Pink Bloom Dragon to stop you and your friend!
Ned.png Blue Bloom Dragons like your friend there are subservient to Pink Bloom Dragons. That means it has to listen to what our dragon says.
Arya.png And our dragon says "Quit sneaking around!" ... probably.

Brant.png *s-sniff... sniffle...* W-Waahhhhhhh! *sob*
Arya.png Oh no, Brant! But, why are you crying? You won!
Brant.png Y-You two just won't let me enjoy my most favorite day of the year! The only day I can act like a kid! And find candy! And count bunnies!
Ned.png Arya, um... Maybe we should just let Brant go for now.

Brant.png *sniffle* Those losers... totally ruining my vibe... *hic* And now they know my secret!
Brant.png B-But I'm glad you stayed by my side, Blue Bloom Dragon -- even when we battled a dragon who always tells you what to do.
Brant.png Whatever! I won't listen to bigger kids OR grown-ups who boss me around. Today is MY day, and I'm gonna keep having fun!
Brant.png Let's head deeper into the woods. I know we're getting close to conquering our candy quest...

Brant.png Jackpot! We found where all the Mirage Bunnies live! They'll help us find the rest of the candy eggs, and get prizes from mom and dad.
Brant.png Blue Bloom Dragon, I suppose you've proven yourself worthy of sharing my chocolatey spoils...
Brant.png But first, let's complete our springtime egg hunt!

Brant.png AGAIN with you two?! Didn't your parents ever make an egg hunt for you? What do you have against them?!
Ned.png Actually, my dad's always been too preoccupied with dragons, and my mom passed away before I knew her...
Arya.png I ran away from home a long time ago...
Ned.png Oh-- Uh...
Arya.png But let's forget that, Brant! We realized we were being major jerks to you. For this battle, we'll just have fun! How does that sound?

Arya.png You did it, Brant! Now the Meadow Dragon will give you free rein in the woods to finish your egg hunt.
Ned.png And we'll even help out, if you want! I mean, neither of us has gone on a springtime egg hunt in a long time...
Brant.png I... I guess that's okay. And you won't tell ANYBODY about how I cried, or how much I love bunnies and candy?
Arya.png Our lips are sealed, kiddo. But for what it's worth, there's nothing wrong with any of that!

Brant.png We did it! I can't even imagine the size of the candy basket my parents are gonna make me...
Brant.png I... owe you all a debt of gratitude. Especially you, Blue Bloom Dragon. You never doubted me.
Arya.png By "debt of gratitude," do you mean a share of your candy spoils?
Ned.png Arya, you have your own candy basket! You're such a little kid, sometimes... but I guess there's nothing wrong with that!


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